From my shipwreck I heard her call

Coldplay & The Walking Dead

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(accidentally hits myself) SHIT
Older woman:
(glares. Condescending tone) Ugh, do you kiss your mother with that dirty mouth?
what the fuck did she just say to you

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last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via cartel)