From my shipwreck I heard her call

Coldplay & The Walking Dead

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Me:
(accidentally hits myself) SHIT
Older woman:
(glares. Condescending tone) Ugh, do you kiss your mother with that dirty mouth?
Mother:
what the fuck did she just say to you

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last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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